Bored of VECTORS, check out these out of syllabus mathematics eqn. XD

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Roy >.=

We 23/07 :D
{ 9:33 PM }

We 23/07 :D
{ 9:15 PM }

HappY 18th BiRthDay to YUANYIN!!!!

SING!

"Happy birthday to u!
Happy birthday to u!
Happy bithday to Yuanyin!
Happy birthday to u!"

18 years old le...
Enjoy your last two years before you reach your twenties!Lol
May all ur dreams come true.
Stay healthy.
23/07 wishes you a very very happy birthday!!!!


P.S. Sorry, I forgot to lead them singing when Mdm Loh came in to class. Sry....

We 23/07 :D
{ 10:52 PM }

Who is that?

Chicken man & chicken woman+ umbrella holder

We 23/07 :D
{ 12:12 PM }

How long till we meet?

Y23/07

The best class to be in (:
Consisting of a crazy bunch of people!

Stephanie, Cicillia, Shimin, Jeanette, Jolene, Eugenia, Jacqueline, Katherine, Yuanyin, Marion, Wenjing, Royston, Colin, Joshua, Junwei, Weizhe, Kianzuo, Patrick, Kane, Jeremy, Zhiwei, Murphy, Bobby, Weixun, Kangchong.